Sarcasm: sahr-kaz-uhm
Humor(sometimes subtle, sometimes so obvious that if you
don’t understand it, then something is seriously wrong), irony, what makes the
world go ‘round, my life
I have started this blog because sarcasm is
slowly becoming extinct. It is an official endangered species as of right now.
I, being the master of all things sarcasm, want to share my sarcasm with the
world. So I have given myself a challenge: use sarcasm at every possible moment,
especially with teachers.
On this blog I am going to share my
sarcastic adventures, with the hope that I can save the world from the evil
clutches of the Don’t Understand Humor disease, or as it is sometimes called,
DUH. The future rests on the shoulders of the next generation. Just imagine what
a horrible future it would be if there wasn’t any sarcasm.
If this blog inspires you, please go share
the sarcasm with the world! Don’t let the DUH disease take over! Because
otherwise we will all die of boredom. And that is really not a fun way to
die.
I notice that this was posted during the school day...ahem...
ReplyDeleteWhat else am I supposed to do during school? Learn? Would you rather me be writing or losing my,like, brain to, like, the evil of, like, facebook?!
DeleteGreetings Super Sarcastic Girl:
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the blogosphere. I've gotten into hot water many times over the years for my sarcasm so I openly endorse your crusade. I don't see a join button on your blog but hopefully that is coming. Until then, join me at Chubby Chatterbox for fun stories. I hope to see you there. Happy blogging.
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Thanks! Getting into hot water with sarcasm is much more fun than being bored in cold water!
DeleteI think sarcasm is best left to those who do it naturally ~ the very young. I traded sarcasm for hyperbole and irony many years ago. Half the time, folks don't know they've been hit by these more subtle forms of the put-down.
ReplyDeleteSaddly, I'm finding that teenagers are losing sarcasm the fastest. I enjoy using hyperbole and irony too, but sometimes you want them to notice the put down-and I just like seeing how obvious I can be without anyone realizing I'm not being serious!
Deletewelcome to the land of blogging!
ReplyDeleteThanks! Hope to see you around!
DeleteYou are dealing with a lot of stuff. I'm glad that DOH is not one of them. Rock on, Honey!
ReplyDeleteYes. Once I take over the world, I will make a lot of those things more barable and cure everyone of the DUH disease. Make sure to get your anti-DUH shots!
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